Note to UAL
It really does go faster if you load the plane from the back forward.
What Einstein came up with the idea of loading front to back?
Personally, I look forward to the day that they line us up in the terminal on a seat map stenciled on the floor, then march us on in exact order.
Patent the idea, Mike. Among the more weighted of the reasons SouthWest Airlines make money while other airlines don't is SW's quick turnaround. So, I kid you not, patent your idea.