Homestar Runner wiki
What do you do when you see your kids cackling over a Strongbad email episode featuring Homestar Runner spitting Teddy Grahams at the ceiling for fun, and you want to see it for yourself, but you can't remember the name of the episode?
Visit the Homestar Runner wiki, where you'll find a searchable database of scripts of all the H*R animations.
The web is too cool.
P.S. The episode in question is "Couch Patch" -- wiki entry is here.