Time for a Grammar Lesson | bonneamieknits

Time for a Grammar Lesson | bonneamieknits

Bug: "A octopus did got him? Is that grammatiwackle?"

Pogo; "As grammacklewak as rain -- 'is got' is the present aloofable tense an' 'did got' is the part particuticle."

Bug: "Mighty strange! My teachers allus learnt me that the past inconquerable tense had a li'l' more body to it."

Owl: "Octopockles got me!"

Bug: "There he go makin' those ungrammatipickle outcries an incries- who but a iggerant uncouth type boor could unnderstand such slovenlike English?"
"'Course what he ought to holler is Octopatamus is got me!"

Pogo: "He could of hollered Octopots did got me!"

Bug: "That'd be more the past invokable tense-only for use 'gainst elephant an' other dry type game."